impersonating_a_mod.txt For context, a Muslim discord server had a vetting system. I hadn't even been vetted myself, yet I PMed a random person who also hadn't been vetted and told him that I was a moderator. ----- [9:06 PM] svalis: Mashallah! I am a mod on the Muslim Chat server and can vet you. The vetting process needs to be completed through voice chat. Let's do it here because someone else is getting vetted on the server's voice chat right now. [9:06 PM] svalis: Are you free to VC right now? [9:06 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ? [9:07 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: oww yes i can now svalis started a call.Today at 9:07 PM [9:07 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Wait a sec [9:07 PM] svalis: Okay friend [9:08 PM] svalis: Can you hear me? [9:08 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: No sorry [9:08 PM] svalis: hmm [9:08 PM] svalis: I will try to call again svalis started a call.Today at 9:08 PM [9:08 PM] svalis: Now? [9:09 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i still cant [9:09 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: can u hear me ? [9:09 PM] svalis: I couldn't at all [9:09 PM] svalis: Okay, I can make an exception due to technical errors [9:09 PM] svalis: We can conduct the vetting through text chat [9:09 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: no i can do other time if you want [9:09 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: or vc [9:09 PM] svalis: No, no, it's fine [9:09 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ok [9:10 PM] svalis: We need VC mainly to confirm if people are bots, but if your answers will seem not automated, then that will work as well [9:10 PM] svalis: First of all, some basic questions [9:10 PM] svalis: Where are you from and how old are you? [9:10 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i am from The balkans And i am 14 years old [9:10 PM] svalis: Albania I presume? [9:11 PM] svalis: or Kosovo? [9:11 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: No serbia [9:11 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i better say balkan tho avoidt trouble [9:11 PM] svalis: Mmm, that's too bad, they often don't treat Muslims well in Serbia [9:11 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: What i am not racist [9:11 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i have muslim friends [9:12 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: becuase i am from there does not mean i am that way [9:12 PM] svalis: Oh, so you aren't Muslim yourself? Sorry, I misunderstood! [9:12 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: no but i am crhistian [9:12 PM] svalis: I presumed you were Muslim so thought you were being oppressed [9:12 PM] svalis: Why do you want to join the server? [9:12 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Tho talk tho other people [9:12 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: About religion and stuff [9:12 PM] svalis: Are you open to potentially converting to Islam? [9:13 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Yes [9:13 PM] svalis: Now, this next question is very, very important to us, so don't lie about the answer, okay? [9:13 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ok [9:14 PM] svalis: Do you have any Jewish ancestry? [9:14 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: No i dont [9:14 PM] svalis: Okay, good [9:14 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: my whole family ancestry was christian [9:14 PM] svalis: That's very good [9:14 PM] svalis: What do you think about Zionists and Israel? [9:15 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: About isreal Its a country and Zionists idk [9:15 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i dont hate isreal or like isreal [9:15 PM] svalis: Hmm, are you open to changing your mind about that? [9:16 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay but not something racist [9:16 PM] svalis: Because, Israel is nothing but a force of evil upon every single Muslim [9:16 PM] svalis: They act high and mighty but in reality do not have a drop of pure blood in their veins [9:17 PM] svalis: They are a disgrace upon Allah and the Prophets (peace be upon them) [9:18 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: But they also belive in god from what i heardt [9:18 PM] svalis: They have corrupted God's message beyond belief [9:18 PM] svalis: They are supposedly people of the book, but a traitor ir worse than enemy [9:19 PM] svalis: I can say without an ounce of guilt : death to Israel, death to America! [9:19 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ummm [9:20 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: is this the real mod ? [9:20 PM] svalis: Yes, why? [9:20 PM] svalis: Okay, sorry, I went on a bit of a rant! haha! 9:20 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i never heardt someone who belives in god say that [9:20 PM] svalis: Anyone who truly does would [9:21 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okaay [9:21 PM] svalis: Okay, what is your gender? [9:21 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: male [9:21 PM] svalis: Okay, we have a seperate server for women, so you can remain in the current one [9:22 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okaay [9:22 PM] svalis: What do you think about fascism and similar ideologies? [9:22 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: I am agiants it [9:22 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: fascism is not good [9:22 PM] svalis: How come? [9:22 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: well it killedt many people [9:23 PM] svalis: Do you know what the SS is? [9:23 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Yes a member of the nazi i think [9:23 PM] svalis: Yes, yes [9:23 PM] svalis: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598455450761035777/611544088918884359/IMG_20190815_155748_268.jpg [open the pic, it's SS/ISIS propaganda] [9:23 PM] svalis: Nationalsocialists (so called Nazis) and Muslims have one and the same struggle! [9:24 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: im sorry but please can u proof that ur a mod ? [9:24 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i never ever ever in my life heardt someone say that [9:24 PM] svalis: If you are not open to Islam, please, leave [9:24 PM] svalis: You speak about open-mindedness but you are clearly xenophobic [9:25 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ur kidding right ? [9:25 PM] svalis: Are you calling my religion a joke..? [9:25 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: No [9:25 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: But hating on a race is not a joke [9:25 PM] svalis: Please, I was about to accept you to the server, but you just went on an Islamophobic rant [9:25 PM] svalis: Please do not repeat that or we will have to ban you [9:26 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ummm [9:26 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: i have muslim friends [9:26 PM] svalis: So what? You are like a KKK member saying he has black friends [9:26 PM] svalis: What matters is your actions 9:27 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Umm i dont think this is right at all [9:27 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: @svalis do you even know what islam is ? [9:28 PM] svalis: I have read the Quran more times than I care to count [9:28 PM] svalis: I go to my local mosque at least once a week [9:28 PM] svalis: You have no right to not call me a Muslim [9:28 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay [9:28 PM] svalis: I expect an apology [9:28 PM] svalis: Or else you will have to be banned [9:29 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: I came here tho talk [9:29 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: only [9:29 PM] svalis: And you were talking... until you began insulting my God and the prophets (peace be upon them) [9:29 PM] svalis: Apologize or get banned [9:29 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: I belive in god my self [9:29 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ... [9:29 PM] svalis: Blocked [9:29 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: there is only 1 god [9:30 PM] svalis: You can go away with your islamophobic crap [9:30 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay wtf [9:30 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: this is not right [9:30 PM] svalis: Elaborate [9:31 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Being muslim is being peacefull [9:31 PM] svalis: Have you read SIEGE by James Mason or a single verse from the Quran? [9:31 PM] svalis: The total destruction of Israel, America and all infidels can only be achieved through armed struggle [9:32 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ummm i dont think ur a mod so please send firts proof [9:32 PM] svalis: Again with the Islamophobia... 9:32 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: I belive in god my self i saidt [9:33 PM] svalis: Your actions speak louder than your words [9:33 PM] svalis: Have you even beaten up a single infidel? [9:34 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Um no [9:34 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ok what fo you want from me ? [9:34 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: do* [9:34 PM] svalis: I have personally beheaded many infidels and degenerates [9:34 PM] svalis: I want you to join the struggle against falsehoods [9:34 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ur not a mod [9:34 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: So dont talk tho me bye [9:34 PM] svalis: And you're not a believer in God [9:35 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611621637615255552/611629045993439247/image0.png [open the pic, he PMed a mod] [9:35 PM] svalis: aww shit [9:36 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: OK THIS IS FUCKEDT UP [9:36 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: TELL ME WHO U ARE [9:36 PM] svalis: Okay, don't tell this to anyone, but I'm actually a United States federal agent [9:36 PM] svalis: Of course, I can't get into details [9:37 PM] svalis: But we are trying to track down both Christian and Islamist extremists from all over the World [9:37 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ow okaaay [9:38 PM] svalis: So please do me a favor and don't tell anyone or do anything about this. Even though it only takes a couple of minutes to make a new account if I get banned, it's still valuable money and government time I could be using to stop terrorism. [9:39 PM] svalis: Do you agree to these terms? [9:39 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay yes [9:39 PM] svalis: Thank you for co-operating with the CIA. Cheers mate! [9:40 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: ok cheers [9:41 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay so this is the cia [9:41 PM] svalis: Yes [9:41 PM] svalis: While it would be preferable for us to minimize contact after me exposing my cover, feel free to ask some questions and I will answer depending on if it is classified information or not. [9:42 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay [9:42 PM] svalis: Any questions? [9:42 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: did u dm me tho check if i am a extremenist ? [9:43 PM] svalis: Yes, I did [9:43 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ow okay [9:43 PM] svalis: We prefer to check everyone and if we notice any radical tendencies we inspect the person's behavior closer [9:43 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ok [9:44 PM] svalis: Any other questions? [9:45 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ummm so u did only check this right nothing els from me [9:45 PM] svalis: It may be necessary for us to co-operate in the future [9:45 PM] svalis: And we fully expect you to do so, or else there will be major consequences [9:46 PM] svalis: However, that is quite unlikely [9:46 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Okay but i am not in usa [9:46 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: so i cant do that lol [9:46 PM] svalis: You are in a country that is a part of the United Nations [9:47 PM] svalis: And since the United States has jurisdiction over the UN, you are ficticiously obliged to reverberate what we do [9:47 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ok [9:47 PM] svalis: Please refrain from messaging me from now on unless I approve of you doing so [9:48 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ok [9:48 PM] Oldlaikabutstillthenamenewlaika: Ok so bye [9:48 PM] svalis: Goodbye